Yikes McGee: Songs

Reporting For Duty

(Yikes McGee)

Hey, JfK, what did you mean when you said, "Help is on the way?".

Reporting for Duty

John Kerry
What are you thinking?
What did you mean
When you said
"Help is on the way?"

I am distraught
Yet determined
And so, I wrote a speech
I'd like for you to say;

"My fellow Americans
I stand before you
Firm in my convictions
And beliefs

On your behalf
I will not tolerate
Another coup d'etat
by these election thieves

Rest assured
I've got your back
I promise to protect us from attack
From without
From within
We cannot let them get away with this again

Samuel Adams
And Patrick Henry
Don't you think
They'd do the same if they were here?

You can call me
a sore loser,
Sticks and stones will break
My bones, I don't care

You must remember
I made this promise
I will speak truth to power
Like I said

They've gone too far
We've gotta stop them
Or this experiment
In democracy is dead

Don't despair
I'm on the case
I've got lawyers all over the place
So bring it on
I'll take a stand
Because I told you I'm a fightin' man

John Kerry
What are you doing about this?
What did you mean when you said
Help was on the way?
John Kerry I implore you
This urgent matter
Cannot wait another day!
Ohio cannot wait another day!